Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
paradox: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter played by Johnny Depp.
- random person who claims she's a THG fan: May the odds, ever, be in your favor.
- me: where's my chainsaw
- James and Lily: To establish the story line as well as to show orphans of war.
- Cedric Diggory: To show Voldemort's mercilessness.
- Sirius Black: To show Harry's lack of guidance/parental figures.
- Albus Dumbledore: To show the death of a great leader can't stop a war.
- Hedwig: To show the end of Harry's childhood.
- Mad Eye: To show the death of a solider.
- Dobby: To show even the smallest of creatures can die a Hero's death.
- Fred Weasley: To show that some deaths you just can't get over. And that's okay.
- Tonks and Remus Lupin: To reestablish orphans of war.
- Colin Creevey: To show that the good die young, even when they aren't supposed to.
- Severus Snape: To show that you can always change your ways. Always.
- people in England: wait, what is that... is that sun?
- Henry: Hey, Archie, do you have a second?
- Archie: I’m kinda’ in the middle of—
- Henry: Why a cricket? When the Blue Fairy asked you, I mean. Why'd you wish to be a cricket?
- Archie: I like crickets.
- Henry: I like hamsters but I don’t wanna BE one. You could have been a wolf or a dragon!
- Archie: Henry, please—
- Henry: Gepetto would have listened to Jiminy Dragon is all I'm saying
- Archie: You need to go
British men are so perf-
I WISH I WAS FROM ENGLAND IT’S SO-
I bet it’s so much nicer in Britain than Amer-
I BLOODY LOVE TEA AND THE QUEEN lol the british are so cu-
i want to find a cute british guy like benedi-